An Unofficial Service Announcement, Vol IV

Attention GEWs! We will no longer use the term *badgering the witness* in regards to masturbation. We will now use the term *tossing off Mt. Hood*. This commemorative edition of rebranding masturbation is courtesy of Big Orange's attempt to throw Mt Hood into the ocean at some predetermined time in the near future. As Big Orange is too lazy to click on the links I provide, I've decided to be too lazy to actually look up the exact date and time I am supposed to participate in throwing this mountain into the ocean. Suffice to say, it is in the near future and it is the whole mountain, not just the very top, and it is mentioned at the link above. (Note: This post is safe, but some portions of Big Orange's site may not. Naughty, naughty Big O.)

*Tossing off Mt Hood* should be considered a Unisex action.

Also: I am still awaiting contributions from all GEWs to my forthcoming book (which I have not yet started because you have not yet contributed) *Eat. Shit. And Die. - A Guide To Grammar (Rated MA)* For more info, see the interview post below. Again, too lazy...