So What Happened?
So there I was having spent countless hours practicing the things I'd learned from The Secret standing in front of Mt. Hood readying myself to throw it into the sea. That was when the gentlemen from NOAA showed up and informed me - after I had already lifted the fucker - that if I tossed Mt. Hood into the ocean I would create a Tsunami event that would destroy the United States, most of China, and parts of the world south of the equator.
I relented and placed Mt. Hood back carefully. They should write songs of my feats of strength. Feel free to write one in the comments. 10 pts if you include the phrase *Chocolate Rain*...
Oh, and who tipped off NOAA? I'm guessing that rat-f&%#er, [Redacted].
posted by echo at 5:06 PM
10 Comments:
Echo! We missed talk like a pirate day!! The ship's drunkard is very disappointed in her leaders.
Gizmo, we did not miss it. We were recuperating following the lifting of that big ass mountain.
Should we celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Week??
Yeah, likely story. If you can't recover from lifting a mountain in two days, you're not as strong as the people who write songs about you think you are.
Landerhaven! Ho...?
Avast, ye scurvy ridden swabbie, yo...or something. It's probably best I missed the day. We drunkards aren't very good with our pirate speak. Tonight! We sail!
Ah well. It's the thought that counts.
I almost cried when I realized I missed talk like a pirate day. Damn f*&^$ router!
T, I think we're going to have our Talk Like A Pirate Week... Who's in?
Tonight! We Sail!!!
And by the way, it's almost Boobiethon time again! Avast ye boobies!
you're kidding, right?? You shoulda caused another tsunami-- this sort of proof of prayer outweighs a lil' water...
---Big Orange
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