Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Echo Sighting: Egypt!


Echo was called away from training for the World Elephant Polo Championship to punch up the script for My Super Ex-Girlfriend II: It's Not You, It's Me. The director, having heard of Echo's mad grammar skillz invited him to Egypt to "rip this script to shreds, muthahfuckah!" Never one to refuse the opportunity to rip anything to shreds, he hitched a ride with MARCOS. During transport, Echo was sequestered in the Captain's quarters. The Captain, having heard of Echo's mad monk judo skillz, demanded Echo punch up his plans for the new commando training center. Echo complied, saying, "You got it, just give me a good quote for the dust jacket of my new book!"

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Echo Sighting!


Fresh off his win at the Australian Rules Football Championship game in the Andes, Echo has trotted across the globe to the Himalayas in order to begin training for the World Elephant Polo Championship game this December. So far, he has the best arm of all the competitors and most people just call him Polo Raja. He spends his time when not training, chewing paan with the locals and crashing Shaadi's*. He told his publisher that he was doing "research" for his book, claiming that, "Hey, there are a lot of Indians that need to read English, right?"
*Weddings

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Echo Sighting!

Echo was last seen giving the Texarcana Bulldogs hell at the Australian Rules Football championship game held at an undisclosed location in the Andes Mountains. As you can see, the low oxygen level quickly wore out the Texas team and had zero effect on our pal Echo. As he spends much of his time in the tallest ivory tower on the tallest mountaintop, he was able to use the atmosphere to his advantage. All those crunches and wind sprints he did during breaks between writing chapters of his new book Eat. Shit. And Die. paid off.

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