Calling All Cars, Calling All Cars!!!

Have you ever had a bad day? Bad week? Bad month? Bad eight months? Well, I haven't because my life is perfect... well, except for yesterday when I accidentally forgot to remove a customer name from a paper I was writing for a different customer. Woops! Thankfully, it was caught by my editing partner. Nothing I've ever done compares to this, though.

Some have likened this to a Reno 911 moment. I actually disagree. This earnest individual was hellbent on saving someone even if they didn't need saving. No, this film clip is not of Jehovah's Witnesses visiting an Atheist stronghold. Oh, just roll the clip that comes to us via the always awesome Scanner Blog at Nerve...

Chocolate Rain...

I'd like to dedicate this next song to Tenacious S, Flannery Aideralderaan, Ulu, Wonderturtle, Notorious K.I.D., GIZMO!, Chris, Sirmarco, Bubs, Dale, Dirty, Big Orange, Wonderturtle, Coaster Punchman, Mindie June, The Jackson 5, Grant Miller, OLD LADY!!, The Next Great Genius (wherever you are), and any other readers I'm inadvertantly leaving out! Except for Grant Miller. Fuck [Redacted]! Peace!

I'm not sure what to do with this.... Please include your own lyrics below. Best lyric wins five points. Hands on your buzzers... Let's go....

Great Headlines, Vol III

You know the game. Hands on your buzzers!!! I'll give you the headlines, and you tell me where they came from!

Ready? Here we go...

1. Bear Eats Man At Beer Festival
2. Police: Murder Plot Involved Rattlesnakes
3. Clinton: Karl Rove 'Obsessed With Me'
4. Sisters Hurt When Parasail Tether Breaks
5. Illegal Immigrants Arrested After Year In Church

You know what you get... 5 points to the first GEW to get this right.

UPDATE! Gizmorox gets five points! Once again, it's "CNN - The Most Trusted Name In News".... Are you sensing a theme?

Great Headlines, Vol II

It's time for another round of Great Headlines. I'll give you the headlines and you give me the source: National Enquirer, Weekly World News, The Star, People... whatevs....

Hands on your buzzers. Here we go.

1. Stem Cells Get Hurt Racehorse Back On Track
2. New Bride Happily Ruins $800 Wedding Dress
3. Schools Crack Down On MySpace Bullying
4. Mystery Ailment Kills Hundreds Of Camels
5. Protesters Go Nude - On A Glacier

Five Points to the first GEW to answer correctly. Three if it's Tenacious S aka Hermione Granger who answers correctly....

UPDATE: Yes, Tenacious S is the winner once more. Everyone give a round of applause for Miss Granger who correctly identified these headlines as coming from "CNN - The most trusted name in news".... heh... Screen capture below...

Great Headlines, Vol I

New game here at L'Unofficial: I give you headlines and you tell me where they came from!

Hands on your buzzers. Here we go:

1. Man Kisses Sick Wife, Hurls Her Off Ledge
2. Sinkhole Gulps Up Car In No-Parking Zone
3. Barefoot Man Pulls Plane By His Teeth
4. Olsen Twin Locks Lips With Ben Kingsley
5. Spacewalker Rips Gloves, Gets Sent Inside

Where did these headlines come from? Five points to the GEW who knows her/his stuff!

Tenacious S is the Winner... These all come from CNN, "the most trusted name in news"... heh...

So, As I Was Saying.... Vol I

I got into a spot of trouble just after I posted last night about Tossing Mt Hood into the ocean. Upon entering a concall with my boss the lovely automated attendant said, "after the tone please state your name followed by the pound sign." Consequently, after the tone I said, "your name followed by the pound sign." I was told this was unprofessional. Heh... One hour later in another concall, I responded by saying after the tone, "I don't know your name so how can I state it followed by the pound sign!"

Then I went to sleep feeling pretty good about the days events. There was a bright flash around midnight, and for some reason I dreamt of Egypt, Jamaica, and elephants. Not sure what that was all about. It was like two months had passed in the span of just one night. What the hell is that all about???

BTW, I'm so sore. I feel like I just played ten games of Australian Rules Football.... Wtf???

A Message From The Schrute: OK, People, It's Posse Time

My fellow GEWS,

We are coming up on the two month anniversary of Echo's last post and it is time we do something. His absence is unacceptable. We are warriors and one of our own is missing! Let us join forces and scour the earth! Let us leave no stone unturned. Remember, it is together TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL.

Yours in battle,

Dwight K. Schrute

Echo Sighting: Jamaica!

After an exhaustive two weeks of punching up scripts and planning commando training facilities, Echo was whisked away in the night by a shadowy figure from the future. They ended up in an Egyptian bath house on the shady side of Cairo and were overheard having a heated discussion, wherein Echo was refusing to assassinate the producers of NBC in order to prevent them from continuing with their Must See TV line-up for the fall. After telling the Fox Executive from the future to Fuck off, Echo split for Jamaica, where he has taken up cliff-diving and corn-rowing hair for tips.